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I hope to become a professional DJ like for dance clubs and whatever.

I will either be called DJ Booth, where I spin the hits of the mid-19th century dressed as John Wilkes Booth. Songs like ‘Eatin’ Goober Peas’, ‘Tramp, Tramp, Tramp’, and the Southern Rock classic, ‘Dixie’. Each night I will literally ‘assassinate’ my set by shooting the turntables and fleeing the scene.

I mean after all, I can rock the hair and probably the mustache.

Or I’ll go by the name DJ Tanner where I’ll dress exclusively as DJ Tanner from Full House during the years 1988-1992 including the hair. My opening track will be ‘Everywhere You Look’ and my closing track will also be ‘Everywhere You Look’. In fact, ‘Everywhere You Look’ will be the only song played.

MC Gibbler and Grandmaster Gladstone will also be featured.

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