Thursday, January 31, 2013

operationbarbarossa: The Brandenburg Gate illuminated at...





operationbarbarossa:



The Brandenburg Gate illuminated at midnight in honor of Adolf Hitler’s 50th birthday; Berlin - 20 April 1939



There is something terrifically eerie about this.




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Must find

A dark closet to hide in and some coats to hide under.




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laughingsquid: Superman #6 Re-Skinned as Various Pop Culture...





laughingsquid:



Superman #6 Re-Skinned as Various Pop Culture Icons by Mike Mitchell





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slavin: “On January 31, 2013, approximately 400 milliseconds...





slavin:



“On January 31, 2013, approximately 400 milliseconds before the official release of the EIA Natural Gas Report, trading activity exploded in Natural Gas Futures and ETFs such as UGZ, UNG and BOIL. Now that the Feds have stated that they don’t think there is merit in prosecuting people who get news information earlier than others by milliseconds, is it any wonder?”



(via Nanex ~ 31-Jan-2013 ~ Natural Gas News Leak)





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psychastenie: I hate Klosterman, but his Royce White article...





psychastenie:



I hate Klosterman, but his Royce White article was fascinating. Then again, it’s hard to fuck up a subject as interesting as White and mental illness in sports.





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Wednesday, January 30, 2013

wildlyromanticjustice: sent from a soldier in...





wildlyromanticjustice:



sent from a soldier in Afghanistan



Well, shouldn’t the sorry be on the projectile and not the casing? Unless he’s apologizing for littering all that brass.




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operationbarbarossa: Adolf Hitler at the Berghof - 1936 Photo...





operationbarbarossa:



Adolf Hitler at the Berghof - 1936


Photo by Heinrich Hoffmann



Adolf… closet houseplant and decorative plate lover.




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catastrofe: wat?





catastrofe:



wat?





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I want the alligator raft!





I want the alligator raft!




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nationalpost: RIM changes name to ‘BlackBerry’ as it unveils...





nationalpost:



RIM changes name to ‘BlackBerry’ as it unveils new smartphones

Research In Motion finally unveiled BlackBerry 10 and its first two next-generation smartphones Wednesday as the embattled phone maker looks to turn around its fortunes. Would you buy one? (Scott Eells/Bloomberg)



aaaaaaaaaaaaaand no one cared.


So the people at BlackBerry do know that we’re all just waiting around to see who is first to pick at their bones after they finally die, right?




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nparts: Let’s be adult about this: Ron Jeremy is in critical...





nparts:



Let’s be adult about this: Ron Jeremy is in critical condition after the legendary porn star was hospitalized for a heart aneurysm. Read more: http://natpo.st/14wnGOI



I saw him at the airport recently… He is even less attractive in real life.




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allemaaldingen: (via Star Wars Street Art - Neatorama)





allemaaldingen:



(via Star Wars Street Art - Neatorama)





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Tuesday, January 29, 2013

Manny, how did you get this gif of me vacuuming? In fact, I was...





Manny, how did you get this gif of me vacuuming?


In fact, I was just showing Chuck Finley the Dog aka Chuckles the Beast my best dance moves.


They made him so crazy he tried to bite my feet.




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nevver: Patrick Stewart





nevver:



Patrick Stewart





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philk: pleatedjeans: via seems legit That’s where you...





philk:



pleatedjeans:



via



seems legit



That’s where you learn to do your own stunts.




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… neat.





… neat.




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Oh! That’s how they do that!





Oh! That’s how they do that!




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philk: graydongordian: Ask and though shalt receive. trill...





philk:



graydongordian:



Ask and though shalt receive.



trill bill



Watch the fuck out for these bastards.




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psychastenie: “Sexy Lady Fights Guys in Store” Ok, so this may...





psychastenie:



“Sexy Lady Fights Guys in Store”


Ok, so this may be the oddest thing I’ve ever posted to tumblr. Watch it. Wouldn’t this make a fantastic Three Stooges sketch if you add some “boink” and “bong” sound effects?


Also, the amount that I don’t understand the context of this video is astonishing.





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"There is ample evidence to suggest that leading Republican members of the House and Senate are a..."

“There is ample evidence to suggest that leading Republican members of the House and Senate are a good deal more familiar with the fiction of Ayn Rand than with the self-evident truths of Thomas Jefferson, James Madison or Abraham Lincoln.”



- —John Nichols on the “Randification” of the Republican party (via thenationmagazine)

Well, that’s disturbing.


But, like all things with these people, they cherry pick what they want to hear from her philosophy.


What they like to prop up are her limited government / capitalistic beliefs.


I must state that I am morally opposed to her philosophy and think that what she preaches is vile, venomous, and the current interpretation of her philosophy is dangerous, reckless, and ill-informed.


A philosophy dedicated only to the preservation of self at the expense of community, giving, and concern for the welfare of others is just absurd and not a world I want to live in.


Cuz who wants to give poor people handout? They aren’t givin’ me shit!




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Monday, January 28, 2013

"In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate."

“In this country American means white. Everybody else has to hyphenate.”



- Toni Morrison (via jumpstart-therevolution)

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zeteticat: Chuck Finley says hey what’s up. CHUCKLES!!!





zeteticat:



Chuck Finley says hey what’s up.



CHUCKLES!!!




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thebadgerman619: Republican hypocrisy knows no bounds.





thebadgerman619:



Republican hypocrisy knows no bounds.





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Sunday, January 27, 2013

Worst connect the dots or worst connect the dots EVER? Clearly...





Worst connect the dots or worst connect the dots EVER?


Clearly this is a soup that is marketed to extremely dim witted children and to those delirious with fever.




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zoomar: The moment when you realize your life is a fiction.





zoomar:



The moment when you realize your life is a fiction.





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itsjohnsen: The Vancouver Daily Province the morning of Monday,...





itsjohnsen:



The Vancouver Daily Province the morning of Monday, April 15, 1912.

H.V.



Probably… or whatever.




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This exists.





This exists.




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jheath: The St. Louis Blues wear #6 jerseys during warm ups in...





jheath:



The St. Louis Blues wear #6 jerseys during warm ups in honor of Stan Musial. via @BJRains





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guardian: The Hitler home movies: how Eva Braun documented the...





guardian:




The Hitler home movies: how Eva Braun documented the dictator’s private life


Sharp focus: Eva Braun, Hitler’s lover, whom he married the day before their suicide, at his fortified chalet, Berchtesgaden, in the Bavarian Alps. Photograph: Getty Images




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A fine winter’s day in The Lou.





A fine winter’s day in The Lou.




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The Strangelet is watching Damages. All I can think of are the...





The Strangelet is watching Damages. All I can think of are the first three questions.




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Saturday, January 26, 2013

operationbarbarossa: US troops of the 90th Infantry Division...





operationbarbarossa:



US troops of the 90th Infantry Division fight from within a burned out house in Wiltz, Luxembourg, during the Battle of the Bulge - January 1945





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"Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee..."

“Sometimes you’re 23 and standing in the kitchen of your house making breakfast and brewing coffee and listening to music that for some reason is really getting to your heart. You’re just standing there thinking about going to work and picking up your dry cleaning. And also more exciting things like books you’re reading and trips you plan on taking and relationships that are springing into existence. Or fading from your memory, which is far less exciting. And suddenly you just don’t feel at home in your skin or in your house and you just want home but “Mom’s” probably wouldn’t feel like home anymore either. There used to be the comfort of a number in your phone and ears that listened everyday and arms that were never for anyone else. But just to calm you down when you started feeling trapped in a five-minute period where nostalgia is too much and thoughts of this person you are feel foreign. When you realize that you’ll never be this young again but this is the first time you’ve ever been this old. When you can’t remember how you got from sixteen to here and all the same feel like sixteen is just as much of a stranger to you now. The song is over. The coffee’s done. You’re going to breathe in and out. You’re going to be fine in about five minutes.”



-

I just wrote one of the greatest blog posts of my blogging life about this post an Tumblr lost it.


In summary?


1. You’re 23? It gets worse. It also gets better.

2. Life hurts and life doesn’t hurt. It isn’t a choice. It just happens.

3. One day you’ll be twice the age you were when you were 16 or 18 or 20 or 25 and you won’t even know that it happened. And there is no going back. Not a chance.

4. You’re going to want to cry way more frequently and over very minuscule things at seemingly random times. If you have the chance, do it. Let it happen.

5. All the dogs from TV shows I watched in college are dead. And that breaks my heart.

6. The older you get the older everyone gets. And they keep getting older.

7. It is all okay and it is all very much not okay.


The Winter of the Air (via shattermybones)




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today’s checklist.





today’s checklist.




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coffeepeople: Kurt Vonnegut by † messerwerferin † on Flickr.





coffeepeople:



Kurt Vonnegut by † messerwerferin † on Flickr.





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This is one of the most haunting photos I have ever seen. It is...






This is one of the most haunting photos I have ever seen. It is hundreds of wedding rings that were removed from those in Concentration Camps.


I haven’t seen a single post on my dash about it being the remembrance day of the Holocaust today so I guess it’s up to me


This is sobering.





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arquerio: untitled by malinda fisher on Flickr. The sucky...





arquerio:



untitled by malinda fisher on Flickr.



The sucky thing is that’s the fave when you make when you get to Oregon, but it isn’t the face you make when you discover it is disturbingly like Portlandia. The other sucky thing is that is the opposite of the face you make when you have to leave Oregon even after living/visiting there.




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purpleplaid: love this man.





purpleplaid:



love this man.





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Friday, January 25, 2013

"The ancient Romans had a tradition. Whenever one of their engineers constructed an arch, as the..."

“The ancient Romans had a tradition. Whenever one of their engineers constructed an arch, as the capstone was hoisted into place, the engineer assumed accountability for his work in the most profound way possible: he stood under the arch.”



- C. Michael Armstrong (via devilduck)

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creepmouse: blackmountainmouth





creepmouse:



blackmountainmouth





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"The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself."

““The worst loneliness is to not be comfortable with yourself.””



- Mark Twain (via larmoyante)

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colchrishadfield: Sun glinting off the Missouri waters, all the...





colchrishadfield:



Sun glinting off the Missouri waters, all the way beyond the horizon.





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Merry un-birthday everybody.





Merry un-birthday everybody.




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devilduck: ‘As we approach Burns Night worth remembering while...





devilduck:



‘As we approach Burns Night worth remembering while it is legal to buy an assault gun in the US it is illegal to import or sell haggis.”


—Mark Perkins


http://rendezvous.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/01/24/denying-american-scots-their-holiday-haggis/





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Thursday, January 24, 2013

How to deal with a mansplainer starring Hillary Clinton in gifs

How to deal with a mansplainer starring Hillary Clinton in gifs:

Awesome.


Step 8: When the rant continues on and on look at the mansplainer with a *blank stare* and put your hand on your chin like, “Are you still talking?”




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Just Adolph chillin’ with Goebbels and a few of their genocidal...





Just Adolph chillin’ with Goebbels and a few of their genocidal maniac buddies before heading out for a Third Reich style big boys night about town.




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This looks more like the needle found them… and that...





This looks more like the needle found them… and that needle is a sadistic bloodthirsty killer out for revenge.




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tastefullyoffensive: [via]





tastefullyoffensive:



[via]





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Redux

Sometimes, fleetingly, I think about the opportunities I completely dropped the ball on and I cringe. I just got an email that reminded me of Portland and the endless string of poor choices that got me there and then continued after I moved there.


I suppose that’s how you keep from fucking that shit up again.




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colchrishadfield: St. Louis, at the joining of mighty rivers....





colchrishadfield:



St. Louis, at the joining of mighty rivers. Gateway to the West.



GO STL.




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Wednesday, January 23, 2013

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