Tuesday, December 31, 2013

sexpigeon: They expressed your salary in piles of money. “We...





sexpigeon:



They expressed your salary in piles of money. “We can offer you four piles of money, plus benefits.” Benefits were limited to free storage space for your piles of money and free delivery of your piles of money to said storage spaces. There was no discussion about the size of these piles. You were too shy to ask. Your wife hides her disappointment about that as best she can. “I’m sure it’ll be fine. All of these big companies offer pretty standard-sized piles, so I’m sure it’ll be fine.”





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