"Apparently there is nothing Apple can do to get us mad at them. They’re dodgin’ taxes, they got..."

“Apparently there is nothing Apple can do to get us mad at them. They’re dodgin’ taxes, they got suicide prevention nets outside their hell factories. We could find out they’re using kitten hearts to power iPhones and we’d be like ‘Well, if it doubles battery life, I’ll take two.”



- Jon Stewart (via kristinastewartcolbert)

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