Monday, June 29, 2015

theonion: Quit your jobHire a personal trainer to make sure...



theonion:

  • Quit your job
  • Hire a personal trainer to make sure you’re training as expensively as possible
  • Make sure you have a pair of new, comfortable running clogs
  • Familiarize yourself with the course ahead of time so you’ll know how to direct ambulances to your location

More.

For The Strangelet.


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