80sloove: Miles: Where do you live? Buck:In the city. Miles:...

80sloove:

Miles: Where do you live?

Buck:In the city.

Miles: You have a house?

Buck: Apartment.

Miles: Own or rent?

Buck: Rent.

Miles: What do you do for a living?

Buck: Lots of things.

Miles: Where’s your office?

Buck: I don’t have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: I don’t need one.

Miles: Where’s your wife?

Buck: Don’t have one.

Miles: How come?

Buck: It’s a long story.

Miles: You have kids?

Buck: No I don’t.

Miles: How come?

Buck: It’s an even longer story.

Miles: Are you my Dad’s brother?

Buck: What’s your record for consecutive questions asked?

Miles: 38.

Buck: I’m your Dad’s brother alright.

Miles: You have much more hair in your nose than my Dad.

Buck: How nice of you to notice.

Miles: I’m a kid - that’s my job.

Since when do cheerleaders live in the woods?

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