Child poverty in rich countries
I think we should change the name of America to GOMERICA!!! complete with the exclamation points.
When you say it out loud you punctuate the exclamation point by simultaneously releasing a bald eagle, firing a gun, saluting the Stars and Stripes, denying a woman the right to choose, high-fiving a white Jesus and a whiter Uncle Sam while a Hooters girl feeds you spicy chicken wings and you receive the long Hail Mary pass at the one yard line and run the ball into the end zone scoring the winning point just as the clock runs out, where you uncover a sinister illegal immigrant trafficking tunnel filled with Mexicans who are trading state secrets and Granny’s homemade apple pie recipe with Islamic Terrorists AND the Soviets, you call in an airstrike which destroys them and their lair and also reveals a hidden oil reserve buried years ago by Ronald Reagan.
And you didn’t need to go to college to do all that did you, college boy?
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