Wednesday, November 5, 2014
So
You don’t do anything in the senate for years. Like refuse to do anything. You blame the administration for your willful inaction, stupidity, and blatant obstinance.
And yet, somehow, people forgot all that.
Probably because this country is filled with malformed idiot children barely competent enough to lift a finger to help themselves much less to have a thought about something other than Jesus or football or ‘the children’. But goddammit if they can’t find the fucking strength to affix their drool cups, roll off of their cousin, and hop in their F-150 to go to the polling station. Which explains why the voting booth was sticky with Malomar filling and truck stop chicken fried steak grease.
Jesus, if they felt half strongly about book learnin’ as they did about flag wavin’, kin humpin’, and abortion doctor shootin’ maybe this country wouldn’t be wallowing in the ‘retard’ zone in rankings. And maybe if they could form an independent thought, even a little one, they’d realize that half the shit they vote for is a barely disguised trap out to fuck them.
Get the VETO pens ready Mr. President because it’s about to get fucking stupid out there.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2014
Monday, November 3, 2014
"The thing about depression is you think you’re over it, but it’s 3 PM and you’re surrounded by your..."
- 3PM depression// (via c-iani)
Pretty much.
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donedogeit: laughingsquid: A Feather and a Bowling Ball...
A Feather and a Bowling Ball Dropped Together Inside the World’s Largest Vacuum Chamber
fucking cool
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Sunday, November 2, 2014
teadalek: themaskednegro: I want someone who doesn’t watch...
I want someone who doesn’t watch wrestling to explain to me whats happening in this scene.
#competitive lightbulb replacement
I was so close to a job with the WWE/WWF. So close.
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blearyeyedduty: unexplained-events: The Max Headroom broadcast...
The Max Headroom broadcast incident was a television hijacking that occurred on November 22, 1987 in Chicago, Illinois.
The first intrusion happened during a local newscast. It depicted an unknown man wearing a Max Headroom (a British, computer generated TV host introduced in 1984) mask sitting before a sheet of metal that resembled the original show’s background, along with a steady buzzing noise and no discernible audio. The hijack lasted about 30 seconds before finally being cut off.
The second intrusion cut in during a showing of Doctor Who, although this video came with distorted audio. The unknown man proceeded into various random phrases and antics, including a cut of being spanked with a flyswatter. The broadcast cut off after about a minute and a half. The above video is a recording from that particular hijacking. Fortunately (or unfortunately, damn), many copies of the hijacking were available from people who had been taping Doctor Who.
The hijacker was never identified.
This rules
So incredibly strange.
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henriquelage: WES ANDERSON jumps for joy with OWEN WILSON after...
WES ANDERSON jumps for joy with OWEN WILSON after signing a deal to make his first film BOTTLE ROCKET.
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