So

You don’t do anything in the senate for years. Like refuse to do anything. You blame the administration for your willful inaction, stupidity, and blatant obstinance.

And yet, somehow, people forgot all that.

Probably because this country is filled with malformed idiot children barely competent enough to lift a finger to help themselves much less to have a thought about something other than Jesus or football or ‘the children’. But goddammit if they can’t find the fucking strength to affix their drool cups, roll off of their cousin, and hop in their F-150 to go to the polling station. Which explains why the voting booth was sticky with Malomar filling and truck stop chicken fried steak grease.

Jesus, if they felt half strongly about book learnin’ as they did about flag wavin’, kin humpin’, and abortion doctor shootin’ maybe this country wouldn’t be wallowing in the ‘retard’ zone in rankings. And maybe if they could form an independent thought, even a little one, they’d realize that half the shit they vote for is a barely disguised trap out to fuck them.

Get the VETO pens ready Mr. President because it’s about to get fucking stupid out there.

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