Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Borowitz Report: Supreme Court Defends Wealthy’s Right to Own Government

newyorker:





“Citing the United States Constitution, Justice Roberts wrote, ‘Our founding fathers created the most magnificent democracy in human history. Now, thanks to this decision, the dream of owning that democracy is a reality.’”



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Yep. Pretty much.


I mean this country was founded on that very idea. “Let these idiots think they have freedom and a future while we rake it in. Well, to be honest, we’re not taking anything. We’ll sit back and allow our minimum wage servants rake it in and then haul it to a secret offshore bank account.”




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