"Like most Americans, I prefer to stir my coffee by shooting it repeatedly with a handgun that I keep..."

“Like most Americans, I prefer to stir my coffee by shooting it repeatedly with a handgun that I keep concealed under my sport coat.”



- Rex W. Huppke (via devilduck)

And then muttering things about how these illegals keep making cheap coffee taking away American jobs away.

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