Sunday, February 24, 2013

dear photograph

dear photograph:

flyingtobountyland:



hnggggg im scary crying as I scroll through this website i just need to go to bed



— Thanks for breaking my heart.

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Saturday, February 23, 2013

False advertising courtesy of the gas company. This...





False advertising courtesy of the gas company. This “industrial hole cover” is clearly marking the location of a pile of dirt.


Perhaps the other side of this “industrial hole cover” says, “PILE OF STUFF”.




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mediaite: Is this the real reason Pope Benedict XVI resigned?





mediaite:



Is this the real reason Pope Benedict XVI resigned?





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"When the Christian missionaries came to Africa we had the land and they had Bibles. They taught us..."

“When the Christian missionaries came to Africa we had the land and they had Bibles. They taught us to pray with our eyes closed. When we opened them, we saw they had the land and we had the Bibles.”



- Jomo Kenyatta, first president of post-colonial Kenya. (via uoa)

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psychastenie: One of my favorite hobbies is reading Pitchfork review of Ariel Pink albums from 2006...

psychastenie:



One of my favorite hobbies is reading Pitchfork review of Ariel Pink albums from 2006 and then comparing it with their review for his last two albums. Ariel Pink didn’t change. Pitchfork did.



Ariel Pink still sucks. They can die in a fire!


I HAVEN’T CHANGED.




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"The difference between the almost-right word and the right word is really a large matter–it’s the..."

“The difference between the almost-right word and the right word is really a large matter–it’s the difference between the lightning bug and the lightning.”



- Mark Twain (via devilduck)

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Double what the…





Double what the…




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What the…





What the…




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Having had a mid 80’s Volvo, I can tell you with all...





Having had a mid 80’s Volvo, I can tell you with all honesty, that this is impossible.


Either that is solid asphalt painted white to look like snow, the video is actually sped up to give the appearance of tremendous speed, or they are careening out of control because there is a little bit of snow on the ground and once they get off screen they get totally stuck and require friends and/or a friendly UPS driver to help push them out.


I’m going for the last one. That’s the most plausible because it is as if Volvo designed the car to do that.




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psychastenie: Silver Jews - Honky If You’re Lonely





psychastenie:



Silver Jews - Honky If You’re Lonely





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