His clones lacked his legendary skills.
Phaser set to kill, goodbye Redshirt.
It was all for not, God.
The aliens proved to be unfriendly.
We should have locked that lab.
Asked about love, God blue screened.
He was on earth after all.
Had a bellyache, not a bellyache.
He was free. Or was he?
Baby Hitler always shoots first, Ben.
Matter Transmission always gives me gas.
for sale: baby spaceship, never used
On every world, there is song.
The higher dimensions began to unravel.
“Have you tried rebooting the universe?”
Error 404: Person not found. Report?
THEY CAME BACK TO DESTROY EARTH.
“…Then who’s looking back at us?”
“Welcome. We’ve long awaited your development.”
They mostly come out at night
Even against Earth′s Mightiest, they prevailed.
There was an invasion of monsters.
Chechnya surrendered peacefully to the Russians.
”you have to understand,
that no one puts their children in a boat
unless the water is safer than the land”—Warsan Shire, as quoted in Omid Safi’s “Love in a Time of Refugees”
[Image by Daniel Etter]
Orson Welles receives direction from Carol Reed on the set of THE THIRD MAN. For more: https://t.co/7FswbQG0ny https://t.co/dZnxYDNYrB
This guy is one of the most arrogant, patronizing, self absorbed people I’ve ever had the displeasure of meeting.
Early in the 21st century, the Tyrell Corporation advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase – a being virtually identical to human – known as a replicant.
Blade Runner (1982) dir. Ridley Scott
That reply to Donald Trump is from Gérard Araud, who is the French Ambassador to the United States, based in Washington DC.
Gérard Araud is a hero.
Right about the time some of the worst reports from Paris were coming in, I worked 3 Air France heavies in a row, all headed to Charles de Gaulle from Houston, Atlanta, and Charlotte respectively. It’s crazy to think of what a different city they’ll arrive in tomorrow than they left yesterday. Of the almost 1000 combined people on those flights, surely some are going to land, turn on their phone, and receive tragic news. I wanted to say something to the pilots other than the obligatory “take care, nice flight” when I shipped them to the next frequency but what can you even say?
I typically stage manage for shows 1, 3, 5, and 7. Well, at least that’s what it’s been.
1. OZ
3. Music Man
5. Mamma Mia
7. Aida
Goddamn Lollipop Guild bastards.
Happy Noirvember! Celebrate with these ten Certified Fresh films from the noir era:
- The Third Man (1949) - Certified Fresh at 100%
- Laura (1944) - Certified Fresh at 100%
- The Maltese Falcon (1941) - Certified Fresh at 100%
- The Night of the Hunter (1955) - Certified Fresh at 98%
- Strangers on a Train (1951) - Certified Fresh at 98%
- Sunset Blvd. (1950) - Certified Fresh at 98%
- Sweet Smell of Success (1957) - Certified Fresh at 98%
- The Big Sleep (1946) - Certified Fresh at 96%
- Double Indemnity (1944) - Certified Fresh at 96%
- Touch of Evil (1958) - Certified Fresh at 95%
Click through each film to read classic and contemporary critic reviews
“What is it about a con artist that makes them so appealing? Everyone is looking for the lift that magic promises, even if we intuit the promises are too good to be true.”
RIP old tumblr from 2008-2011.
You had a good run.
Congratulations on becoming dumb. Well, a blend of imgur, vine, and snapchat screenshots.
Watch: Leguizamo isn’t the only one calling out and taking action against SNL because of Trump.
Do this four times repeatedly and you’ll be out. But how does it work? There’s some real brain science behind it.
later!
Unconsciousness, here I come!
A kind soul and a brilliant mind. You are missed.
Aww. He was a great doctor.
Several years ago I went in with an ongoing numbness/itchiness/mild pain in one half of my leg. After a careful examination and thoughtful consideration. He sat across from me, looked me in the eye, and said, “Eric, I don’t know how to tell you this, but… You’re just going to have to suck it up and deal with it. Meralgia paraesthetica. A pinched nerve. Quit being a baby and get used to it.”
He just called it like he saw it.
