Sunday, August 31, 2014

zeteticat: The spouse decided he’d tired of carrying the car...





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The spouse decided he’d tired of carrying the car key (heavy burden that it is) and so



I was trying to trick you into painting the steps.




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Saturday, August 30, 2014

nyc-subway: 59 Street Station, 6 Train, Uptown Platform, View...





nyc-subway:



59 Street Station, 6 Train, Uptown Platform, View of Downtown 6 Train 2014.08.07


Source: NYC Subway Rider





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devilduck: In 1972 an Italian pop star named Adriano Celentano...





devilduck:



In 1972 an Italian pop star named Adriano Celentano composed a song that was an immediate hit in Italy despite the fact that the lyrics weren’t Italian. It’s an upbeat and catchy tune that has an irresistible beat and an awesome not-so-secret-secret: its lyrics aren’t written in any language at all. With the exception of the words “all right,” they’re complete and utter gibberish.


The song is called “Prisencolinensinainciusol" and Celentano wrote it to mimic the way American English sounds to non-English speakers. Actually, he didn’t even write down the lyrics. They were improvised over a looped beat. Once you know this, the catchy tune becomes absolutely fascinating. This song was Celentano’s effort to explore language barriers and encourage people to communicate more.


"Ever since I started singing, I was very influenced by American music and everything Americans did," he tells Guy Raz, host of weekends on All Things Considered, through interpreter Sim Smiley.


"So at a certain point, because I like American slang — which, for a singer, is much easier to sing than Italian — I thought that I would write a song which would only have as its theme the inability to communicate," he says. "And to do this, I had to write a song where the lyrics didn’t mean anything."


"Prisencolinensinainciusol" was recored by Adriano Celentano and his wife, performer-turned-producer Claudia Mori, but the wonderful performance seen in this video shows Celentano singing with showgirl Raffaella Carrà, who danced and lip-synched to Mori’s vocals.


Now if you really want to mess with your brain, click here to watch a version of the song that’s been subtitled to make it seem as though the gibberish is actually English.


[via Mark’s Scrapbook and NPR]



This is absolutely amazing and I am now determined to learn every dance move.




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historicaltimes: Vulcanologist David Johnston smiles for the...





historicaltimes:



Vulcanologist David Johnston smiles for the camera while taking notes from his camp on what is now Johnston Ridge the evening before he would be killed following the eruption of Mt St. Helens, May 17, 1980





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"The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything..."

“The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again.”



- Homer, The Iliad (via irilium)

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Friday, August 29, 2014

devilduck: FRANKENMUTH BAVARIAN INN Frankenmuth,...





devilduck:



FRANKENMUTH BAVARIAN INN


Frankenmuth, Michigan


"Shown is one of the world’s most intricate hand-carved cuckoo clocks. The clock was made in Germany from trees grown in the Black Forest. Two of our hostesses wearing dirndl dresses hold the song board for ‘Schnitzelbank,’ traditional German drinking song."



(via bad-postcards)


Schnitzelbank!




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mylifeasaclown: Added without comment. Woohoo! It’s...





mylifeasaclown:



Added without comment.



Woohoo! It’s catching on!




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Well, office supplies and everything else.

Well, office supplies and everything else.:

I just ordered some Skilcraft pens.


Sadly, I love my Uni-Ball deluxe micro pens, but these are a little less deluxe, well, a lot less deluxe, but made in the USA by the blind and disabled.


So, that’s that.




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Exactly. If I was positive all the time I’d be lying to...





Exactly. If I was positive all the time I’d be lying to everyone all the time. Is that what you want me to do? Lie? All the time?!


So shut the hell up.




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Today: OH FUCK.Now what do I do?





Today:


OH FUCK.


Now what do I do?




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zoomar: BEFORE and AFTER I only had to retype this entire page...





zoomar:



BEFORE and AFTER



I only had to retype this entire page 6 times because of typos!




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slavin: This is hard to watch, and then at a certain point,...





slavin:



This is hard to watch, and then at a certain point, after the camera goes black, it’s almost impossible to listen to.


It’s 6 minutes long, and no one gets ice water dumped on their head.


But if you have to choose between ice bucket challenge videos, and videos like these — and they’re being broadcast with roughly the same frequency — try this one, today.



—-

Stop what you’re doing and watch this.




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Thursday, August 28, 2014

bone-doge: Leaving no stone unturned





bone-doge:



Leaving no stone unturned





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queerasfuck88: Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson...





queerasfuck88:



Jon Stewart Goes After Fox in Powerful Ferguson Monologue



This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen.




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"Remember that leering, cursing lynch mob in Little Rock reviling a meek, innocent little 12-year-old..."

“Remember that leering, cursing lynch mob in Little Rock reviling a meek, innocent little 12-year-old Negro girl as she tried to enroll in public school? Weren’t they—or most of them—devout churchgoers? I detest the two-faced who pretend liberality but are practiced bigots in their own mean little spheres. I didn’t tell my daughter whom to marry, but I’d have broken her back if she had had big eyes for a bigot. As I see it, man is a product of his conditioning, and the social forces which mold his morality and conduct—including racial prejudice—are influenced more by material things like food and economic necessities than by the fear and awe and bigotry generated by the high priests of commercialized superstition. Now don’t get me wrong. I’m for decency—period. I’m for anything and everything that bodes love and consideration for my fellow man. But when lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday—cash me out.”



- Frank Sinatra - interviewed for Playboy in 1963 by Joe Hyams (via apoplecticskeptic)

Woah. “But when lip service to some mysterious deity permits bestiality on Wednesday and absolution on Sunday—cash me out.”




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I love this movie.





I love this movie.




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devilduck: Brain eating amoeba detected in...





devilduck:



Brain eating amoeba detected in Louisiana


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Yet another thing to worry about.



Of course.




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zoomar: 7 AM…. You’re in a state





zoomar:



7 AM…. You’re in a state





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schlomo: GRAPH: Total Spent on Recorded Video...





schlomo:



GRAPH: Total Spent on Recorded Video Entertainment



18%.


Eep.




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""Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?” "Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what..."


"Hallo, Rabbit,” he said, “is that you?”


"Let’s pretend it isn’t,” said Rabbit, “and see what happens."






- A.A. Milne, Winnie-the-Pooh (via liquidnight)

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really-lame: …………………………………….these go to eleven.

































really-lame:



…………………………………….these go to eleven.





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magicpowerbleakness: Daily Show correspondent Michael Che...





































magicpowerbleakness:




Daily Show correspondent Michael Che tries to find a safe place to report from.



Very clearly reporting from East St. Louis.





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thepeoplesrecord: "I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers...





thepeoplesrecord:



"I’d like to raise both of my middle fingers to him and anyone who thinks profanity is somehow more harmful to our children than images of violence and misogyny." - Happy birthday, M.I.A.!



Right!




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sorrrydad: me rn





sorrrydad:



me rn





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"In Thornton Wilder’s Our Town, Emily cries out in Act III, “I can’t. I can’t go on. It goes too..."

“In Thornton Wilder’s Our Town, Emily cries out in Act III, “I can’t. I can’t go on. It goes too fast. We don’t have time to look at one another. I didn’t realize. So all that was going on and we never noticed.” … Piano practice. Breakfast. Clutter. School. Work. Answering machines. Unfinished projects. Unspoken fears. Unmet expectations. Pain and beauty, the extraordinary and the commonplace. Life. And no one really notices. The rhythms and grace notes that underscore everyday life grow too subtle, pass unmarked, end uncelebrated.”



- From Metal multivitamin blog, 2006. (via devilduck)

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fotojournalismus: A Palestinian family looks from a window to...





fotojournalismus:



A Palestinian family looks from a window to the rubble of the collapsed 15-story Basha Tower following early morning Israeli airstrikes in Gaza City on Aug. 26, 2014. (Khalil Hamra/AP)





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Wednesday, August 27, 2014

I always feel bad for this little guy.





I always feel bad for this little guy.




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digg: This otter is very polite and a good person. Yep, gonna...





digg:



This otter is very polite and a good person.



Yep, gonna need an otter.




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"The SAT “is a blatant class indicator,” Green tells me. “The entire system of standardized tests and..."

“The SAT “is a blatant class indicator,” Green tells me. “The entire system of standardized tests and higher education is completely ridiculous and ludicrous. But colleges haven’t found any other way to objectively evaluate the merits of a student. You have thousands of students applying to your school — there has to be a way to compare them to one another in terms of math and language and writing skill.” Any objective system like this can and will be gamed, he says, and yes, doing so can be expensive.”



- Meet The Guy Who Makes $1,000 An Hour Tutoring Kids Of Fortune 500 CEOs Over Skype (via teachnologies)

I’ll do it.




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A nine year-old girl in the US has killed her shooting instructor by accident while being shown how to use a high-powered submachine gun.

historicaltimes: View of graffiti from the west side of the...





historicaltimes:



View of graffiti from the west side of the Berlin Wall in 1986. While on the east side, the walls “death strip” follows here.



Remember when East Germany was a thing?




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Tuesday, August 26, 2014