amajor7: BYE

amajor7:

BYE

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"They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned..."

“They agreed that it was neither possible nor necessary to educate people who never questioned anything.”



- Joseph Heller, Catch-22 (via early-onset-of-night)

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allthingseurope: Lauterbrunnen Valley, Switzerland (by Chris...

allthingseurope:

Lauterbrunnen Valley, Switzerland (by Chris Spracklen)

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missbhavens: spaceballs-the-official-url: iamparadroid: imgo...

missbhavens:

spaceballs-the-official-url:

iamparadroid:

imgoverdose:

Found this in my doctor’s office. seemed accurate.

HYPERBOLEANDAHALF

“I see Jesus coming for me and I’m scared”

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devilduck: THE JOY OF NOT BEING SOLD ANYTHING

devilduck:

THE JOY OF NOT BEING SOLD ANYTHING

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zeteticat: Take that #cats #pets Ze Sofe

zeteticat:

Take that #cats #pets

Ze Sofe

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zeteticat: Why aren’t we playing? #dogs #pets ZILLA!!!

zeteticat:

Why aren’t we playing? #dogs #pets

ZILLA!!!

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historicaltimes: Ed White during the Gemini 4 mission. White...

historicaltimes:

Ed White during the Gemini 4 mission. White became the first American astronaut to perform a spacewalk. 1965

One of the biggest badasses in history and one of the most badass photos in history.

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sexpigeon: They expressed your salary in piles of money. “We...

sexpigeon:

They expressed your salary in piles of money. “We can offer you four piles of money, plus benefits.” Benefits were limited to free storage space for your piles of money and free delivery of your piles of money to said storage spaces. There was no discussion about the size of these piles. You were too shy to ask. Your wife hides her disappointment about that as best she can. “I’m sure it’ll be fine. All of these big companies offer pretty standard-sized piles, so I’m sure it’ll be fine.”

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The Strangelet and The Sofe Lending Library.

The Strangelet and The Sofe Lending Library.

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Video

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historicaltimes: Soviet paratrooper over Leningrad

historicaltimes:

Soviet paratrooper over Leningrad

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Fuck Yeah! Big Fat Quiz

Fuck Yeah! Big Fat Quiz:

oldauntamy:

Nirvana status: reached.

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danielleh: I’ve had two dreams about Noel Fielding this week....

danielleh:

I’ve had two dreams about Noel Fielding this week. Nothing sexual, we just team up and fight people. Not crime—we fight people, on the street, for no reason at all.

That was no dream, lady, **THAT WAS REAL**.

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nazhamid: What it’s like to ride the pods inside the St. Louis...

nazhamid:

What it’s like to ride the pods inside the St. Louis Gateway Arch. Pretty rad. Not for the claustrophobic.

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synyster4990: That last part…

synyster4990:

That last part…

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theclassyissue: NEW YEAR, NEW HOPES, NEW CHANCES.

theclassyissue:

NEW YEAR,

NEW HOPES,

NEW CHANCES.

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kidsinthehallpics: 11 days until the next heart attack

kidsinthehallpics:

11 days until the next heart attack

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Chuckles the Beast jams along to our rousing rendition of Under...

Chuckles the Beast jams along to our rousing rendition of Under The Bridge.

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Zilla feels great shame at our a cappella rendition of Under The...

Zilla feels great shame at our a cappella rendition of Under The Bridge. (Hankstar flees)

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"In the United States, a country of cars and commuters, the mysterious garage door problem quickly..."

“In the United States, a country of cars and commuters, the mysterious garage door problem quickly became an issue for local politicians. Ultimately, the municipal government solved the riddle. Fault for the error lay with the United States’ foreign intelligence service, the National Security Agency, which has offices in San Antonio. Officials at the agency were forced to admit that one of the NSA’s radio antennas was broadcasting at the same frequency as the garage door openers. Embarrassed officials at the intelligence agency promised to resolve the issue as quickly as possible, and soon the doors began opening again.”



- Inside TAO: Documents Reveal Top NSA Hacking Unit (via pleasedontfront)

Ha

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"Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the..."

“Well, when I was nine years old Star Trek came on, I looked at it and I went screaming through the house, ‘Come here, mum, everybody, come quick, come quick, there’s a black lady on television and she ain’t no maid!’ I knew right then and there I could be anything I wanted to be.”



- Whoopi Goldberg (via devilduck)

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mapsontheweb: Paid maternity leave by country AMERICA!

mapsontheweb:

Paid maternity leave by country

AMERICA!

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dangerhamster: god bless you all

dangerhamster:

god bless you all

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The old days.

The old days.

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savage-america: Two disembodied, raised arms - the hieroglyph...

savage-america:

Two disembodied, raised arms - the hieroglyph for the Ka (at Museum of Fine Arts)

ANCIENT HI 5!

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"This bridge will only take you halfway there To those mysterious lands you long to see: Through..."

“This bridge will only take you halfway there

To those mysterious lands you long to see:

Through gypsy camps and swirling Arab fairs

And moonlit woods where unicorns run free.

So come and walk awhile with me and share

The twisting trails and wondrous worlds I’ve known.

But this bridge will only take you halfway there—

The last few steps you’ll have to take alone.”



- Shel Silverstein, “The Bridge”, From A Light in the Attic (via liquidnight)

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This photo is from when I woke him up suddenly. He looks so...

This photo is from when I woke him up suddenly. He looks so good.

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Chuckles the Beast apparently has chronic fatigue syndrome. All...

Chuckles the Beast apparently has chronic fatigue syndrome. All day like this. All day.

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andersondaily: The X-Files: a summary of 202 episodes

andersondaily:

The X-Files: a summary of 202 episodes

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historicaltimes: German troops in Stalingrad around Stalingrad...

historicaltimes:

German troops in Stalingrad around Stalingrad Madonna, artist unknown

bartman1819:

Stalingrad Madonna (the original painting painted in the center) is explained in my previous submission

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faithrestoring: x

faithrestoring:

x

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historicaltimes: Colonel-in-Chief Princess Elizabeth of the...

historicaltimes:

Colonel-in-Chief Princess Elizabeth of the Grenadier Guards, 1947

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The 39 Worst Words, Phrases, and Parts of Speech of 2013

The 39 Worst Words, Phrases, and Parts of Speech of 2013:

nevver:

• ”#.” R.I.P., early Twitter feature. We’ll bury you next to your friend, the FourSquare check-in.


• adverbs. Ban all adverbs. They’re mostly just gulp words, really.


• "all the things."


• "because [noun]": (i.e. “because science.”)


• “brogurt.” No.


• “classy.”


• "controversial tweet." There’s just no way to make this sound dignified, and besides, it leads to think pieces.


• "cronut."


• "crowdsourced."


• "derp." It’s been an emotional ride, but it’s time to send this one off on the ice floe.


• "disrupt." Luxury car apps aren’t disruptive.


• "Donald Trump is considering a run for…" No, he’s not. He just isn’t. And if you’d like to get him unearned publicity, you should at least get some stock options out of it.


• "doubled down." Unless the candidate did it while biting into a delicious sandwich, let’s just say the candidate “reaffirmed his/her position” on transportation funding or burrito drones or whatever we’ll be discussing in 2014.


• "…favorited a tweet you were mentioned in." No one has ever wanted to know this.


• "gaffe.” It’s going to be a long-enough election year as it is.


• "game-changer." What you’re describing probably won’t change the game. But if it does, would you want to spoil the moment with a cliche?


• "Guy Fieri." What if we all decided to just never mention him again? Would he disappear?


• "hashtag." This refers to the spoken utterance of the word “hashtag,” often accompanied by air-quotes. People can see you doing this.


• "hipster.” Wearing glasses is not something people do because they’re hipsters; it’s something people do because they’re nearsighted. People don’t drink hot chocolate because it’s a hipster thing to do; they drink hot chocolate because it’s literally liquid chocolate. Yes, I wrote “literally.” That’s what happens when you use a word so casually and carelessly in think pieces as to render it meaningless.


• "I can’t even." You can. Dig deep. Find your Kentucky.


• "impact." (When used as a verb.)


• "…in .gifs."


• "…in one chart." We’re aiming high in 2014. Two chart minimum!


• "listicle." This is the last one.


• "literally the worst." Actually, while we’re at it, let’s ban "literally." Literally is the "not the Onion" of fake things.


• "millennial." Young people are living with their parents because their parents’ generation destroyed the global economy. Next.


• "nondescript office park." As opposed to the Frank Gehry ones.


• "not the Onion.”


• "Rethuglicans, Repugs," "Republikkkans," "Demoncrats," "Dumbocrats," and every other variation thereof. Please just use the normal proper nouns; you can add whatever modifier you like before or after.


• "selfie." But what do they tell us about our society, in the digital now? Let’s ask James Franco.


• "Snowfall." (In the future, a high-cost digital production that doesn’t live up to the hype shall be known as a "Skyfall.")


• "the Internets." This was a George W. Bush joke or something, right? You can still use the Internet—just drop the “s.”


• "This Town."


• "thought leader." Mostly beaten out of existence, but don’t think we didn’t notice that Paul Allen interview, Wired . You’re on notice.


• #YOLO. Seriously.

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zoomar: America’s Favorite TV Chimp

zoomar:

America’s Favorite TV Chimp

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